* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Blond Men Jokes * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Blond men Jokes. Clean jokes. Maybe from a female perspective. Some of these are taken from Bill Johnson Sermons - A woman told a blond man "Christmas is on a friday this year". Blond man says "Let's hope it not the thirteenth !" - Two blond men find 3 grenades and they decide to take them to the police station. One asked "What if one explodes before we get there ?" The other one said "We'll lie and tell them we only found 2." - Blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts "Did you find the shampoo ?" He answers "Yes. But i don't know what to do. Its for dry hair... And I already got my hair wet." - A blond man sees a letter laying on his door mat. On the envelope it says "Do not bend". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. - A blond man shouts frantically on the phone to his doctor "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart". The doctor asked "Is this your first child ?". "No!" he shouts. "This is her husband!" - A blond man is driving home. He is drunk as can be. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree. Then another, and then another. A cop car pulls him over. He tells the cop of all the trees on the road. The cop says "That's your air freshener swinging on your mirror". - Blond man's dog goes missing. He is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper. He does. But 2 weeks later the dog is still missing. She says "What did you put in the paper ?". He said "Here boy...here boy." - An Italian tourist asked the blond man "Why do SCUBA divers always fall backwards off their boats ?". To which the blond man replies "If they fell forward...they would still be in their boats". Courtesy of http://micronica.com.au/games