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* Why is Cinderella no good at football ?
  Because her coach is a pumpkin.

* A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
"Jesus knows you're here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out, clear as a bell he heard again,
"Jesus is watching you."
Startled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of
the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, he saw a parrot.
"Did you say that?" the burglar said to the Parrot.
"Yes", the Parrot confessed, then squawked,
"I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"My name is Moses," replied the Parrot.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
The parrot replied,
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

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